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  <title>like rubing two bars of soap</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:35:22 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>wow things are ridic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am tired &lt;br /&gt;i am happy&lt;br /&gt;i am working on things&lt;br /&gt;i am loving&lt;br /&gt;i am neglecting i am seeing how easy it is to lose lose lose touch&lt;br /&gt;i am helping &lt;br /&gt;i am hurting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love lvpvov lvoel evloe vleol evol</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:59:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title> 	The Velorium Camper II: Backend of Forever(i promise i dig you shweetie)</title>
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  <description>Rocked silent in a soft lullaby &lt;br /&gt;panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time &lt;br /&gt;(where and when would I see her?) &lt;br /&gt;Crazy were the words that scribbled out your mouth &lt;br /&gt;I stuttered replacing your face to those words &lt;br /&gt;(where and when would I kill her?) &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll wish on this, I&apos;ll wish with this &lt;br /&gt;I, i&apos;ll wish...to the bitter end of my day, well &lt;br /&gt;where were you? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So you had your turn and you made it work &lt;br /&gt;now I&apos;m the laughing stock of your joke &lt;br /&gt;as crazy as it may seem I cried for you when you &lt;br /&gt;told me to date all of the things that made you end up in my life &lt;br /&gt;and I&apos;ll believe anything &lt;br /&gt;I have no luck with girls &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I overheard that you were unhappy too &lt;br /&gt;misleading trust into a relationship that makes no sense &lt;br /&gt;over and out Connecticut &lt;br /&gt;but you had your back turned as you faded away &lt;br /&gt;at the end of my day I found out &lt;br /&gt;you weren&apos;t worth what I thought of you, what i thought of you &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;write this down in the diary you abuse &lt;br /&gt;can we make plans can I just get through to you &lt;br /&gt;is this weird...do I scare her? &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll wish on this, I&apos;ll wish with this &lt;br /&gt;I i&apos;ll wish...that you could share the love you&apos;d shared with others, with me &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so you had your turn and you made it work &lt;br /&gt;now I&apos;m the laughing stock of your joke &lt;br /&gt;as crazy as it may seem I cried for you when you &lt;br /&gt;told me to date all of the things that made you end up in my life &lt;br /&gt;and I&apos;ll believe anything &lt;br /&gt;I have no luck with girls &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I overheard that you were unhappy too &lt;br /&gt;misleading trust into a relationship that makes no sense &lt;br /&gt;over and out Connecticut &lt;br /&gt;but you had your back turned as you faded away &lt;br /&gt;at the end of my day I found out &lt;br /&gt;you weren&apos;t worth what I thought of you, what i thought of you &lt;br /&gt;what i thought of you....ooohh &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this isn&apos;t love so forever let it go...forever will it burn &lt;br /&gt;this isn&apos;t love there on the backend of forever I wish I would &lt;br /&gt;never hurt again &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I would never hurt again &lt;br /&gt;I wish I would never hurt again...</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 14:57:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>faceface</title>
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  <description>ve your name and:&lt;br /&gt;1. I&apos;ll respond with something I like about you.&lt;br /&gt;2. I&apos;ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.&lt;br /&gt;3. I&apos;ll name something we should do together&lt;br /&gt;4. I&apos;ll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).&lt;br /&gt;5. I&apos;ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.&lt;br /&gt;6. I&apos;ll leave you a quote that is somehow apropriate to you&lt;br /&gt;7. I&apos;ll ask you something that I&apos;ve always wondered about you.&lt;br /&gt;8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST(apparently thats how it goes down) but who cares.!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 15:41:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>judelawspendsasemesterabroad</title>
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  <description>i am so bummed out....my fucking amp blew i am not sure what i am doing right now....i feel like i am constantly in limbo....i need a rock....i need shelter i need a fucking hand to hold a place to find myself or maybe someone</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:06:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>fucking shit</title>
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  <description>school sucks i should drop out.........maybe i will horizontaly cut my wrists&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;geezus i am a pussy</description>
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